2007年10月25日星期四

很干的noob

Haven get a good sleep lately..

And 2day something KNN happen in my hostel

It was 3:30pm this afternoon, i was tired of doing my project. So i just put my glasses on my laptop, laid down my bed and hugged my soft soft pillow.

Just after 5 minute i close my eyes, a loud siren went on. KAN! i wanna FCUK the noob. Who the hell playing with the siren in the middle of the night, erhem.. afternoon i mean.

So i checked my window. The noob turned out to be a policeman. Holding the siren, smile happily, waving, do his LXXJXXX thing. mlm !!!

So dulan...

All of the sudden, someone banging my door.

POOM POOM POOM "GET OUT GET OUT"
POOM POOM POOM "Is there anyone inside?"

So i open the door, MDH(马的HIGH)
Turned out to be another noob, this time it's a noobtress or female noob or wadever noob NOT doing LXXJXXX thing coz she dont have LXXJXXX.

"GET OUT GET OUT"
"GO TO THE BASKETBALL FIELD"
She shouted at me.

So i just walk out slowly with some block friends.
All sleepy face, and everyone keep asking what the hell happen..

i saw some more policemen rushing up and down. Then i saw my block's block-cleaner.
She was also rushing around, that's when im serious.

Imagine someone smiling at u everytime she sees u, mop the floor everyday for u, wash the toilet and bathroom everyday for u suddenly run so fast, just like ferrari, skyline or the most fastest car in Malaysia ...






KANCIL!!





that time, i also saw an ang mo lady, quite sexy, her hair just like Ashley Tisdale, body like Beyonce, skin like Lindsay Lohan, this is wad i can describe frm 10 meter distance. Im suspecting she's an INSPECTOR from Curtin Perth

She went to one of the blocks and come out, the most nice part is she walk just like model. IMAGINE AGAIN! someone with beyonce's body do the... model walking thingy.

Some indians just whistle, ya i know, i duno hw to whistle, if i know how, i think most slightly i will do that. OBVIOUSLY not!! Im a good guy, good guy dont always whistle.

After that, the HEAD of noobs walk out and say "OK".
Then all go back their hostel.

"What's the meaning of this, izzit fun?" i ask the indian
"It's just fire drill, i just know this afternoon"
"I din get the msg. They should told us earlier, i was ready to sleep u know"
"Hey, i was in the toilet shitting u know"

lol!!!


省一个星期的上课时间,
当然也是很多Assignments和project的Due Date啦!

要分享的是所谓的project就是Visual Basic project.
没办法,身为IT生的我,
当然每个老师和朋友对我们的expectation很高啦!
要嘛就PRO到底(永和 2007)

所以呢,VB做得很pia,我完全把VB当作Dota一样玩.
而且如果VB都没掌握,根本不用念C#了.

我猜我猜也Load好了

只好停笔

WISH ALL GD LCK IN COMING TEST

(PS: Arsenal开始粗)

2007年10月12日星期五

十月天

哈咯!好久不见..
很久没update的原因很简单,
因为忙忙忙...

除了assignments之外也就忙着打Dota.
粗倾!当然是和Block的朋友用LAN打啦!
这边GY的Line差点把我弄疯!KNN!
玩的Map是6.43b AIplus
打3v5 Insane..相信我, AIplus的OrgeMagi很GY!

我的日子过得很平凡,
我又不是当美国警察,
时时刻刻都在hot pursuit。

现在已经开始放假了,
就是所谓的Curtin Free Week.
马的废倾!澳洲的朋友上上个星期才刚放完,
我现在才放?

吊!原因很简单:下个星期 Hari Raya
ZzzzzzzZzzzzzz

很废的是回来再上一两个星期的课,
又再放2个星期的假,就开始考试了。
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGY

如果现在我有女朋友,
在这时刻,她应该会安慰我,
然后我会回头看着她,
先跟他放电,为了感谢她给我的安慰,
我只好以身相许。
隔天就裸完在床上,
拿出一根烟,看天花板着抽。

马的!我有女朋友吗?
MCB!KNN!没有!
我看明年情人节去笃光家庆祝,嗨

看到朝军的Total 90 Laser,
我也Post一下我的..


买过最贵的鞋应该是这双,花了我两个星期的零用钱!

造型还OK,这双专门提高准确性

价钱满值得一下,朝军是白色的

昨天好不容易有这样稳的wireless,
只好玩webcam...


猜猜这个Noob是谁?

你看他脸!!

招牌动作(蔡依玲, n.d.)

景江,im sry

ROAR,我吃饱了!

好啦!放一下好看的一张

谈话中,发现景江喝奶喝不完,很GY倾
"Maihai, u drink milk enuff liaw la!!"
"Cibai, how u know i drink milk???"
"Cheh...webcam har"

=.=||

最近看的戏:
18禁不禁 还好,只为了看周晓涵和小薰nia
D-war 不好看倾!千万不要被景江骗掉..
Species 4 这集的粗还好,人跟Alien做很粗
Hotline 上个月前看了,美女多倾!有点像2 Fast 2 Furious,重点是新车!

最后还要强力推荐Resident Evil : Extinction,
听昭城讲比GAME的故事不一样,戏的故事比较好看.

继续打Dota和赶assigments了

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