2007年10月25日星期四

很干的noob

Haven get a good sleep lately..

And 2day something KNN happen in my hostel

It was 3:30pm this afternoon, i was tired of doing my project. So i just put my glasses on my laptop, laid down my bed and hugged my soft soft pillow.

Just after 5 minute i close my eyes, a loud siren went on. KAN! i wanna FCUK the noob. Who the hell playing with the siren in the middle of the night, erhem.. afternoon i mean.

So i checked my window. The noob turned out to be a policeman. Holding the siren, smile happily, waving, do his LXXJXXX thing. mlm !!!

So dulan...

All of the sudden, someone banging my door.

POOM POOM POOM "GET OUT GET OUT"
POOM POOM POOM "Is there anyone inside?"

So i open the door, MDH(马的HIGH)
Turned out to be another noob, this time it's a noobtress or female noob or wadever noob NOT doing LXXJXXX thing coz she dont have LXXJXXX.

"GET OUT GET OUT"
"GO TO THE BASKETBALL FIELD"
She shouted at me.

So i just walk out slowly with some block friends.
All sleepy face, and everyone keep asking what the hell happen..

i saw some more policemen rushing up and down. Then i saw my block's block-cleaner.
She was also rushing around, that's when im serious.

Imagine someone smiling at u everytime she sees u, mop the floor everyday for u, wash the toilet and bathroom everyday for u suddenly run so fast, just like ferrari, skyline or the most fastest car in Malaysia ...






KANCIL!!





that time, i also saw an ang mo lady, quite sexy, her hair just like Ashley Tisdale, body like Beyonce, skin like Lindsay Lohan, this is wad i can describe frm 10 meter distance. Im suspecting she's an INSPECTOR from Curtin Perth

She went to one of the blocks and come out, the most nice part is she walk just like model. IMAGINE AGAIN! someone with beyonce's body do the... model walking thingy.

Some indians just whistle, ya i know, i duno hw to whistle, if i know how, i think most slightly i will do that. OBVIOUSLY not!! Im a good guy, good guy dont always whistle.

After that, the HEAD of noobs walk out and say "OK".
Then all go back their hostel.

"What's the meaning of this, izzit fun?" i ask the indian
"It's just fire drill, i just know this afternoon"
"I din get the msg. They should told us earlier, i was ready to sleep u know"
"Hey, i was in the toilet shitting u know"

lol!!!


省一个星期的上课时间,
当然也是很多Assignments和project的Due Date啦!

要分享的是所谓的project就是Visual Basic project.
没办法,身为IT生的我,
当然每个老师和朋友对我们的expectation很高啦!
要嘛就PRO到底(永和 2007)

所以呢,VB做得很pia,我完全把VB当作Dota一样玩.
而且如果VB都没掌握,根本不用念C#了.

我猜我猜也Load好了

只好停笔

WISH ALL GD LCK IN COMING TEST

(PS: Arsenal开始粗)

25 条评论:

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干泥内!!
1st time i get sofa!!
mlm_=.=_mlm
t(-.-t)
haven read ur content,
get sofa 1st!
muahaha~~

看看... 说...

wtf is this???
wat checker?lolx~
inspector??
lol~
shitting??
wtf!
fire drill?muahaha~~
who is that girl called u out of ur room?
rmb this??muahaha~
啊,知道为什么我昨天没来上课吗?因为我在家学华文...(吴光龙 2006)

在台湾卖梨 说...

你們全部fuk!!!(李家誼2005)

DevilSaphire AKA tonyhawk8802 说...

ya! inspector!
cant find the word...

mlm !!!

z_hang88@hotmail.com 说...

jiayi so chu...
gl studying chinese no go school more chu, then he told us very easy more more chu, then the result came out more more more chu... i already forget this thing, dunno who mention make me recall it and laugh til behtahan..haha......

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色既是空,空既是色..
平平凡凡的家谊,家谊的平平凡凡...
(蔡効颖2007)

DevilSaphire AKA tonyhawk8802 说...

give me a break la..
u guys fuk!!

that was a year ago..
all fuk!!

t.R.a.C.y 说...

"Hey, i was in the toilet shitting u know"

这句搞笑woi!!!

JJ 说...

zzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZ

gl's stlye.

mike's stlye.

xy's stlye

lakia..................ZZZ

匿名 说...

quote上quote下, in text reference 是不是?

HAIZZ....

DevilSaphire AKA tonyhawk8802 说...

This is called referencing and we'r using harvard referencing

Dont plagiarise mar..

Caren 说...

hahahahha.. ur blog always so funny la stupid dragon!

LinGLinG 说...

dun get it..

DevilSaphire AKA tonyhawk8802 说...

2day i go fill up my re-enrolment form mar, from foundation to DEGREE!

There's a part i dont understand which is PLACE OF BIRTH.. so i go student service again and ask the BAOTOU lo..

ME : Miss, wad should i write for my place of birth? Town, state or country?

Then she looked at me and said...
"hospital"

stunned!!!

DevilSaphire AKA tonyhawk8802 说...

After a while, she smile at me and say "Juz Kiddin~" then she laugh..

I SWEAR MY FACE is =.=|||

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no...
place of birth...
earth.

匿名 说...

so long din see and sin chat wif u..u are still the same..so funny...lyk a clown.. everytime read ur blog will laugh until stomache ache..Haha..

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ya...
he is a crown..

LinGLinG 说...

yoohoo.. a clown..

JJ 说...

zzzzzzzzzz

Mf & Eva 说...

chu qin ur post... hahaha -.-

DevilSaphire AKA tonyhawk8802 说...

MATHER, haven update for a long time. Busy in project.. >.<

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干泥内..
卖古佣..
mlm....

JJ 说...

我要买

LinGLinG 说...

update woi da bo!!